So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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