I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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