Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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