YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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