Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I supernannyed him into submission
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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