No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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