i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Still dying that you shit outside
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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