what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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