My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Barsexuality is the new black.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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