there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Who died my cat blue again?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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