Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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