marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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