We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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