We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.