let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You need Xanax blowdarts
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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