Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
