remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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