Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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