Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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