no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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