Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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