I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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