I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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