i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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