This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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