haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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