I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
