watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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