Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just cut my nipple shaving
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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