never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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