To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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