fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Shame - the story of my life.
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