Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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