ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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