OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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