The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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