I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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