So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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