I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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