Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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