Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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