I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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