She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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