I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
