we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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