He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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