Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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