DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
this will be a night to untag.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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