Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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