I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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