So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Dick very happy bro
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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