I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i drank out of a bidet.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize