Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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