i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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