how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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