This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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