Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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